Tupto

You would think once he flew through the air and slammed into the sand that was a pretty good clue that things weren’t going well.

I wonder if he has difficulties letting go of other things in his life?

Maybe not one of those days where everything goes wrong, or is generally bad, just one of those something isn’t quite right days. First I wake up not wanting to get out of bed, have every intention of going into the office, but not feeling quite right, so I figure I will hop in the shower and get started working from home. Then I see how much work has come in over the weekend, and still not feeling quite right, I get something to eat hoping it will help. I almost choked to death on it and it gave me a sore throat. I said screw it and sent in a Working From Home (WFH) message. Though the WFH message didn’t say WFH it was another acronym that I was apparently being teased about all day and didn’t realize it until much later.

Later in the day I figure the only way I am going to get out of my funk is to force it out, so I went with daughter to take the dogs to run around the school. When we got over to the school I stared itching what I thought was the tag on the back of my shorts was actually the tie string that is supposed to be on the front of the shorts. I said to myself, “why is that back there, are my shorts on backwards”? A check for the tag indeed indicated that my shorts were in fact on backwards. Then I realize my t-shirt doesn’t feel quite right so I check for the tag and sure enough it is in front. I have both my bottom and my top on backwards.

Our garden is producing and abundance of yellow tomatoes. I had never had them before, so I am not quite sure what made me plant them to begin with. I am glad I did because I have discovered they are a lot less acidic than the red tomato and they are very good.

The problem is I don’t know what to do with all of them, so I have been bringing them to work by the pounds. Tonight I decided to make salsa with them. This only took four tomatoes, so I am not sure what to do with the rest of them.

Anyway, I used four of the yellow tomatoes, went to Kroger and picked up some red onions, fresh garlic and cilantro, I grabbed a couple banana peppers from the garden fried them up in a pan, and mixed it all together and it was really good.

I always wondered how the gymnasts didn’t fly off the uneven bars, if you noticed while the girls were chalking up before their event you can see bottles of honey. What a mess.

I will admit I have watched The Girls Next Door and one thing was clear, money is no object, or is it? Hef has decided no more parties at the mansion to help cut costs. The last party will be this Halloween.

Is it really to cut cost or is it because he’s 82 and finally can’t take it any more? The parties are a big part of the show, so maybe it will be the end of the show too. Who knows, but even the super rich are cutting back.

When this guys says he has a third leg he isn’t kidding, oh and two functioning penises. Just Google it.

Did you know that if you have been a resident of Alaska for a year and intend to remain a resident you can apply for the Permanent Fund Dividend (PFD)? Actually, you and all of your kids providing you’re not a convicted felon. Big deal you say? This year the estimated payout is $2,000 that would be $6,000 if we qualified. On top of that each citizen is going to get $1,200 to help pay for their high fuel costs. Nice huh? I think so.

We had to take little dog to the vet because he was licking his penis excessively. Actually we caught him once licking it a little too much, which led us to bring him to the vet. Apparently there is something called preputial discharge (licking penis) in dogs, I know because the vet printed it out for us. Anyway, long story short this led him to have to wear the dreaded “lamp shade.”

OK, here is where I am going with this. It’s been over week and he doesn’t wear the lamp shade all of the time, well daughter goes to McD’s and gets some chicken nuggets of which she eats all but two. What does she do, she sets a trap of course. She puts the two nuggets under the lamp shade on the table, steps outside momentarily and when she comes back in guess who’s wearing his lampshade? What’s even funnier is that little dog is the smart one and usually gets the food and big dog is lucky if he partakes. Well little dog uncovered the food and couldn’t partake due to the lampshade and made it totally available to big dog who was more than happy to partake in said nuggets.

So when we were talking about this watching The Daily Show little dog is looking at us all funny wondering why we were talking about him and laughing. The look on his face was priceless.

Dogs, gotta love ‘em.